pawan

Ques: What is the most common disease in India?

Ans: RSI - Repetitive Stress Injury. No, not because of computers, but because of honking horns!

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Ques: Is the problem really that bad?

Ans: Just wait near a road hump. Most drivers honk the horn - hoping that the hump will go away.

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Ques: Why do Indians overtake from the left?

Ans: Because, the traffic sign board where overtaking is prohibited, shows an arrow that is overtaking from right. So it must be OK to overtake from the light.

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Ques: How does the traffic in India prove that there is a 'God up there' and he is pro-Indian.

Ans: Traffic continues to move after the light has turned red on the one side and the traffic from the road perpendicular to it starts moving even before the light there has turned green. Still there are no crashes!

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Ques: What is the second such indication?

Ans: Boards have started appearing which say something like “Go only when green”.

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Qes: How does a Indiaan park a car in a no parking zone?

Ans: Turn the hazard lights on, leave a hapless passenger inside and walk out.

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Ques: If a strange, exception-to-the-rule Indian stops at at traffic light, others behind him stop too. Why?

Ans: The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not spotted.

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Ques: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in India?

Ans: Follow the traffic rules.

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Ques: How far is a place from here (If it is 100 meters) ?

Ans: Five minutes by walk, half an hour by car.

apurva

Nice questioner. last one is really true if u stuck in a traffic jam.